Look: Are you paying attention to this? Click above, because in the years ahead it will be either a book or a legend and, well, these sorts of things don't happen in law school.
I am planning something new, which will be both amazing and funny and famous and will more or less run itself. But that is for the future.
Tonight I make sure that all facts which I reference in analysis paragraphs are introduced in precedent case discussion paragraphs.
And that is why, for now, my stories aren't quite as interesting.
This friday, I will compete in an Iron Chef guacamole battle. That's about as good as it gets for a while.
Wait for me then, with a touch of cilantro on your breath, and read well what I linked above.