Wednesday, September 15, 2004 Page 2 - The Colts can't close the deal

New Hunter S. Thompson. note the hint at the end that he's gonna be on the Ali G show at some point.

Actually, I hope they aren't just doing a TV segment. I dream of a half hour HBO Special, Borat's guide to Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '04:

open on a bush rally in Chesterfield, MO. Ground staff run around nervously, as a large white caddilac pulls into the parking lot. Borat, in suit, and HST, in visor, exit, and approach staffer.

GWB staffer: Can I help you?

Borat: Djekui! I am here to meet president.

Staffer: Who are you, (mumbles into walkie)gurraharragu, hold on a sec, I'mm ge-

HST: No time for that now, honey, we're late, where's the advance staff? I'll call mellman and put you through to him. We set this up a month ago. This guys big shit. Top guy in Kazahkstan. Broadcasts to 10,000 GIs daily over there. They won't go out to patrol for gooks till his shows over. big shit. dont's fuck this up, llll ... linda?

Borat: You are very nice. can I touch your shrum? you are his daughter, no?
a man can dream, right?

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Unreleased document shows Bush failed to fulfil his commitments

This is a brand new one. the plot th-th-thickenses.

this will only be useful to the Kerry people if they can tie supposed lying about vietnam to supposed lying about Iraq, etc....

either way, joe gibbs is a winner.

i can't wait for the debates, if only because there's no substance in anything either campaign is talking's all so f'n boring.

how bout we talk about substantive differences on policy???

anybody seen my lockbox?

Sunday, September 12, 2004

USA PATRIOT Act Enhanced Due Diligence Guide

ever want to masquerade as someone on a federal watchlist? i didn't think so. but if you click on the link above, then hit namecheck (on the right-hand saide of the page) you can search what I can only assume is a list of suspected money launderers. search for arab names, and you'll get a lot of info on some of these guys (and gals). a few entries include a whole lot of information, like DOB, SSN, address, etc. not that you'd want to steal the identity of someone on a federal watchlist. i can't think of many worse life decisions. but, you know, maybe they should put a password on this?
USA Freedom Corps

Are the 'freedom corps' mocking the president? check the W quote underneath the logo in the upper left.